Our story begins in a building. It had bricks on its outsides and maybe some concrete, but mostly bricks. Also there are some windows. Each floor has windows, except the bottom floor. The bottom floor is underground. Also there are ways to get to each floor, elevators, one for freight and one for people, though people might be considered freight. The freight elevator can be used by people. There are actually an awful lot of windows.
Seems like you can't build a blog, or maybe even post to a blog, from inside the building. It's an office building. People work there on computers. The main thing is that those computers that people work on do not have access to blog building, or software that builds blogs, or develops blogs. Really anything that is blog related seems like it's off limits, though our main character can read some blogs, maybe not all blogs. Also our main characters name is John, it was Frank earlier, but because of secret work with the government he changed it to John. The secret work was so secret that Frank can't even talk about it and nobody knows about it, and nobody will ever know. John knows because he was Frank, still is Frank, the same person that is. Just his name changed. His name is not Frank, his name is John.
The thing is, the way this story begins, Frank wants to start a web blog, but he can't, because the computers in the building where Frank now works do not allow access to blog developing websites. This is probably beneficial for his current employers as Blogging or preparing to blog is not part of his job description. His actual job description is irrelevant, just remember that it has nothing to do with Blogs. John (he's not Frank anymore, and hasn't been for years, namewise) figured out that he can still access e-mail. These e-mails can be blogged about later... or can be added to a blog. They can be posted as blog entries. They will no longer be e-mails, much in the way John is no longer Frank. Their composition will not change, though it might, just depends, but their name will definately change, if they are added to a blog. Which is likely. John's composition has changed somewhat. There is less stress induced plaque build up in his arteries, and less stress caused weight gain, and less stress created stomach acid. Though it sounds like John is less than Frank, these changes actually make John more like Frank than Frank was.